Evil Secret Agent Academy Bay Area, CA

Edgy Camp This camp is part of Trackers's Edgy Camp Curriculum where we explore challenging and complex concepts and understandings, all with a focus on fun and adventure. Please weigh well if this program is a good fit for your family. We also offer more mainstream programs.

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Join Team Evil

Have you ever wanted to be part of an ever expanding, ever growing, near omnipotent evil secret organization bent on ruling the world?

Are you sick of the goody two-shoes Trackers Secret Agent Academy being so smug with all their times they triumph over that poor, kindly, evil mayhem-spreading Jester of Chaos?

Do you know (or want to learn) kung-fu?
Do adults ever refer to you as that "evil child"?
Do your Lego creations dominate and destroy that of all your peers during free-time?

Well, The Chaos Syndicate, the puppet non-profit corporation for the Jester of Chaos is looking for awesome double agents bent on joining her in her almost destianic quest for mastery of the Planet Earth.

Evil Ways

Here the Jester reveals all her secrets as an evil mad genius such as maintaining your Facebook fan page, dressing in eye-bending motley, using principles of permaculture when crafting nefarious plots and banking. All this, plus how to rebound from the emotional grief of defeat at the hands of those rotten children from the Trackers Secret Agent Academy.

Through all this you help the Jester of Chaos gather key pieces from around the Bay Area to craft the ultimate Doomsday device*

*possibly the Weather Dominator lent to her by Cobra Commander

Please Note Parents and campers, if you get a phone call from a Trackers Secret Agent Academy instructor trying to recruit you as a triple agent for them, please ignore it.

Discounts

Early Bird Discount Register before March 5, 2012 and receive 10% off the regular tuition

Locations

This summer we offer drop-off and pick-up in north Oakland (near 580 and Highway 24)